Space-scorts

more dumb humor, selling these things to individual/amateur clients
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Waifus for hire. With common parodies like Looney Tunes and star trek, to more obscure like Mighty Ducks and Sigma Star Saga...

- Marsella, she loves herself a good view of Venus
- Anne Hattrick, the most vigorous alien duck on all of Puck World
- Maranda, this martian is remarkably polite!

- V'lamal, this Vulcan is the best at delivering an experience calculated for efficiency
- Psucke, she's just here to conquer and/or rock your world
- Merope and Atlas, the Pleiadians offer instructional lessons from one, the other, or both