Rough House Road House

looks like you just walked into the wrong watering hole ...

- Klaus Reimhold, the fearsomest hamster biker gangster bad mother puncher this side of Texas
- Wakka Quokka, mock his Hammer Pants again and he will cut you dearly
- Ollie Stritch, you may want to stay away from the specialty drinks here

- Mongie Mutt, his pants are so incredibly baggy because they're full of booze
- Will A LaMorte, a drunken angry feathered asshat of a goose ... or, really just a goose.
- Cheeky Henderson, he's had enough of you, the bar, this drink, and everything in general, really