so, someone recently showed me the old SNL Jon Lovitz skit "Tales of Ribaldry" ... which cracked me up to no extent. It ended up influencing this set: stupid reversals of power (usually based on blackmail) that you'd find in a poorly written escapism novel.
I listed the situations in short form below, for full of effect of the overly verbose comedic stupidity ... go here --> http://fav.me/dcpquob
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- Darby and Harriet: a maid and her master
- Lisa and Shawn: lifeguard and patron
- Alan and Juliet: kids' show hostess and costar
- Jack and Elouise: night shift fast food manager and subordinate
- Zuus and Fipwume: Falleen bodyguard and twi'lek entertainer (boss's favorite)
- Imboc and Ellire: wookie and imperial officer captor