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queens of fantasy lands, waiting to be placed among your cast members
- Gletuga Blowcable, a gnomish trade queen, who's been able to make her nation prosper via shrewd business smarts (doesn't act regal at all)
- Johnnie Thyme, "the dancing queen of the caravans" is what she's colloquially known as. as matriarch she's been able to negotiate free passage or effectively make them wish they had
- Kasula Varalei, a night elf queen of the dark terrors forest, her broken common tongue is further hindered by her cryptic idioms
- Jeanna Boxxx, a ghost who still considers herself queen of the mansion, regardless of the current residents
- Shalendra Waessatra, queen priestess of the Goddess of the Bedroom, her blessings are potent enough to demand respect
- Jeesz Immobiz, a goblin princess whose obvious lab accident kept her from further research projects, which in turn has allowed her to outlive her royal relatives and enjoy a nice cushy reign