Knockoff Spokesmodels

more dopts I've made to sell to individuals
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amateur models for products so ... ok ... that you can't tell the difference from the real thing. Just like Pumaman https://media.giphy.com/media/WnuzwC2KN5gNW/200.gif

- Annie Ramone, sponsored by the popular softdrink Mr Morphine: "legally relaxing bliss!"
- Anita Mars, an unskilled swimmer who does her best to advertise the shoddy Slippery Meadows Water Park

- Sam Dee, somehow convinced marketing that this was the best way to advertise Coated Creamies: They're Grrrrand!
- Krista 'Cleo' Locke, the voice and model of the mobile phone helper app Cleo, which caters to the nightclub crowd

- Kaylee Kane, signed on as a model for Cougar Canyon Jeans in an attempt to land more dates
- Skylar Phoenix, trophy wife to the owner of fast food restaurant McCabre's, she dresses up, poses, and interacts as the corporate mascot.