Bare Minimum Dopts

as a troll effort, i did my best to make zero innuendos in the sales blurb
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- Tommy Shawl and Eula Akers, These scout leaders can identify all the local flora, fauna, and hidden caves and lacks on the nature trails
- Soraya Ardon and Candi Veillon, It's the classic tale as old as time of the Wall Street accountant kidnapping the local weather girl
- Nia Sinha and Brice Royston, Fitness enthusiasts who enjoy people watching to the point of it being a guilty pleasure

- Teofila Lin and Jacky Shrum, Jacky's social insecurites are something that Teofila wants to help replace with social amazement
- Janella Crowelle and Rocco Holt, the amazing first year prodigy at the magic and the potions instructor never saw eye to eye
- Jaey Gusman and Shu McCormack, Chess club team members who also find spare time to sneak into trouble