Peter Pan Complexables

aka the "I used to fit in these clothes when I was younger" set

- Clora Bottom, graduated from college at 14, hangs onto her old uniforms as bragging rights
- Pammy Creamlands, constantly lives in the past and her cheerleader social-queen supremacy
- Jetta Towels, highschool swim champ, currently a pastry chef. her speed and streamlined figure have made way for more cupcakes

- Barabara Hulling, a PTA chairman and regular dance chaperone (though her insistence on original clothing is problematic)
- Leona Tardy, a programmer whose hobby is ballet, though she keeps trying to buy leotards in her former size
- Tana Singh, a former child star who stole and kept most of the costumes from her roles