while they may or may not have powers, they don't have their clients' best interests in mind
- Aerin Breckenridge, while she has uncanny accuracy with her readings, they always seem to end in "and you need a new girlfriend"
- Eryna Burke, Cookies, lemonade, and warm snuggles are to be expected in this "hometown psychic"
- Orenda Finnegan, a former video star who views this career as "marginally more respectable."
- Marsali Dempsey, a unique palm reader in that she gets all grabby placing her palms on her clients
- Powaqa Nolan, she swears this is absolutely necessary for an accurate reading, which is why she charges upwards of $1K
- Bridgette Driscoil, ... MYSTIC ORBS. 8I