Manor of Phantom Dopts

more juvenile humor, these are characters for sale to individual clients (the last Disneyland ghost set sold well enough to warrant an additional group)
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Their applications got rejected for the 1,000th resident ... so they make do elsewhere. (most based on actual rumors!)

- Courtney Rivers, this amazon ghost of Discovery Island beckons explorers to venture onto the off-limits property
- Scarlet Hijack, an unlicensed cryo-head who has been stealing various animatronics of the sexiest calibur
- Utilidoorwhore, this ghost is rumored to appear dressed as an area manager ... tempting employees with a sexy performance review

- Matilda Horne, this ghost enjoys making awkwardly erotic moans towards the passengers
- Janet Jung, this member of the "other S.E.A. ... Society of Escorts and Adulterers" used to haunt the Explorer's Lounge
- The Laughing Boy, it isn't the ghost of a boy whose ashes were spread on the ride ... it's the ghost of a boy who grabs asses on the ride