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Rejected Cantina Singers

had too much fun with these
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- Yempusu, a talented, but insecure, vocalist who was cut after expressing workplace-safety concerns of their choice of venue
- Woorph, a weathered wookie who got rejected due to emotional baggage, but is still proud of his "Twi'lek Lover" pin he keeps on his ex-girlfriend's scarf.
- Gg'oaRs, he's a master of slam poetry, which is exactly why he didn't make the cut

- Cara Zir, turns out Friggin' D'aan is serious about musical talent above stage presence, though he didn't understand why everyone laughed when he said she was flat
- Kyip Snitchems, a raspy blues singer couldn't kick his spice addiction (also owed too much money to certain Askijans
- Ex Svu, a surprisingly brilliant, classy, skilled, and flexible vocal artist who is a master of all styles, was kicked from the band after he used his stage positioning to complete an assassination contract