Escorts From The Stars

some deep cut references, parody/fan characters for sale to individuals
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- Mary and Myra, these to Cheronians are just as seductive and subtle as their species' narrative was halfassed and hamfisted
- Mariam, meow meow kitty cat Ctarl-Ctarl wants to play patty cake
- Six of Nine, this Borg REAR guard would like to remind you that ASSimilation is your END result. Resistance is futile, so put such thoughts BEHIND you.

- Prof Nicodemus, a Mak'tar engineer of seductive prowess! (or rather, an actress who plays one on TV)
- Iella Waterfire, most Zeltron have the ability to manipulate others via pheromones. She doesn't feel that's necessary given her assets
- Anastellia, this Plieadian will offer her snuggle services in exchange for you paying attention while she's trying to teach you about higher understandings