Bottom Tier Space Escorts

... some men just want to watch the world burn.

- Test Subject WY69, the Wyland-Yutani group has finally improved the perfect species
- Courtesean Terraformar, the cockroaches have apparently tried more subtle tactics to minimal improved successed
- Pabsi Bwogg the Hutt, don't worry, she doesn't charge by the pound

- Spak, "PITIFUL HUMAN and your inferior human organs. Prepare for your PUNISHMENT OF DOOOOOM!!"
- Carnal Facilitator Vogon Mwlargn, her sessions consist of, at minimum, 3 blood tests, 4 cross reference checks, 47 waiver forms, 2 consent forms signed triplicate, and a photocopy of at least 7 forms of identification.
- Kayleen, "Sultry voice: the heaviest of times are the best of times if you know what I mean."