Sexy Book Authors

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Are they authors who are sexy and write books? Or are they authors who write books that are sexy? That, my friend, is up to you...

- Wrappelle, this monster writes books that are so good, it's scary
- Kora Rattles, she always meets her release date ... even if each unique story quickly devolves into PLOT.
- G Q R Flopstein, this famed fantasy author already made his millions ... so ... he's slowly working on the rest of the story

- General Lord Time DeCleur, the only thing that's more full of himself are his stories ... which are also full of himself (the author)
- Iozo and Emap, she's an acclaimed author ... he's one of her many "writing assistants"
- Zulkaz, he's the top many in the publishing office because he only puts out SMASH HITS. ... 8I