been a little bit, but here ya go mostly dopts completed
yandere twi'lek!
stay at home empty nester milf
sold her as "a bunny girl who calls herself a queen due to her fanbase"
mer-goat
gnome trade queen
peter-pan complex lady
red panda girl, easily startled
bunny girl instructors in the art of bunnying
I sold her as a work-from-home twitter ghost writer for celebs and politicians
ox girl
low hanging fruit for this gag
mercenary asari, former military, sold her with the footnote "court martial'd for inappropriate conduct with a vending machine"
Tabitha Tabby. (a little inaccurate from pure 30s style, but close enough)